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Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite.
“He could eat five or six pork chops.” He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’
everyone on tumblr can relate *except that one special mudflake bitch super filth*
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so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
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wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre
How the hell are we going to survive a six month hiatus
whispers ‘it would have to be a…….Sheppard’s pie’
Dooooone.
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
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Nailed it.
Trying not to cry in class right now.
Crying, omg
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consulting-time-lord-in-impala:
can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom
Yes Metatron can be eaten. I have no quarrels if you eat him.
FEED HIM HIS OWN BRAIN FIRST
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Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
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“Yᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ.”
Cᴀsᴛɪᴇʟ ʜᴇʟᴅ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍ ɪɴ ғʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏғ Sᴀᴍ ᴀs ᴀ ʙᴀʀʀɪᴄᴀᴅᴇ. “Tʜᴀᴛ ɪs Dᴇᴀɴ, Sᴀᴍ.”
Tʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴍɪʀᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʀʏʟʏ, ғʟᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ. Aʟʟ ᴜɢʟɪɴᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠɪʟ.“Hᴇʏᴀ, Sᴀᴍᴍʏ.”
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petition to rename the moon
this entire site is on drugs
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