May 2013
unclefather:
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
“what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
“this smells like my grandma”
“what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
“this is bullshit i’m going home”
halfhalfling:
robpbenedict:
the moral of the story is don’t sign up for online dating sites or you might end up dating the king of hell
But what if I want to end up dating the King of Hell?
well… check your damn purse for hexbags
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winchesterwhowatson:
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
in-castiel-we-trust:
gabrielseyebrows:
carryonmywaywarddad:
deanwinchesterthehedgehog:
homurica:
wouldnt it be awkward if dean was just about to eat a pie and then suddenly crowley just emerges from the centre
How the hell are we going to survive a six month hiatus
whispers ‘it would have to be a…….Sheppard’s pie’
Dooooone.
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
fandom-xi:
niams-sexiness:
consulting-time-lord-in-impala:
supernatural-bby:
can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
Yes, yes, I’m starting to like this fandom
Yes Metatron can be eaten. I have no quarrels if you eat him.
FEED HIM HIS OWN BRAIN FIRST
e-zekiel:
consulting-time-captain:
aro-rusco:
santajackharkness:
theladythorki:
steven-stone:
i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon
petition to rename the moon
this entire site is on drugs
j2justice:
thebrotherswinchester:
do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his downfall
was sam...
witchgoth:
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boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but
hobbit24601:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
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jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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nickiminiall:
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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Cosmo Tip #71520
midnitelite:
In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
like-uh-soulmates:
*jensen ackles backflips off of a cliff*
*lands safely in a gocart*
*drvies to the beach and jumps into the atlantic ocean*
*scuba dives to your house*
*drags himself into your bedroom*
*slaps you awake* so guess what jared did today
